Terms of Use

Our lawyer won this battle so below you'll find our legalese-heavy terms and conditions, acceptable use policy, and disclaimer. We did, however, insist on including our own TNR-style "Bottom Line" translations.

Terms and Conditions

These terms and conditions ("Agreement") set forth the general terms and conditions of your use of the thenewreview.com website ("Website" or "Service") and any of its related products and services (collectively, "Services"). This Agreement is legally binding between you ("User", "you" or "your") and The New Review LLC ("The New Review LLC", "we", "us" or "our"). By accessing and using the Website and Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement. If you are entering into this Agreement on behalf of a business or other legal entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind such entity to this Agreement, in which case the terms "User", "you" or "your" shall refer to such entity. If you do not have such authority, or if you do not agree with the terms of this Agreement, you must not accept this Agreement and may not access and use the Website and Services. You acknowledge that this Agreement is a contract between you and The New Review LLC, even though it is electronic and is not physically signed by you, and it governs your use of the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You agree to these terms and conditions by simply using our site. If you take issue with anything then we ask that you stop using our site immediately.

Links to other resources

Although the Website and Services may link to other resources (such as websites, mobile applications, etc.), we are not, directly or indirectly, implying any approval, association, sponsorship, endorsement, or affiliation with any linked resource, unless specifically stated herein. Some of the links on the Website may be "affiliate links". This means if you click on the link and purchase an item, The New Review LLC will receive an affiliate commission. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating, and we do not warrant the offerings of, any businesses or individuals or the content of their resources. We do not assume any responsibility or liability for the actions, products, services, and content of any other third parties. You should carefully review the legal statements and other conditions of use of any resource which you access through a link on the Website and Services. Your linking to any other off-site resources is at your own risk.

Bottom Line: While we of course take great care in our reviews of other company's services, that's the extent of our responsibility. We have no control or knowledge of what might happen after you subscribe and we don't warrant anyone else's services. That said, we'd appreciate letting us know if you've had a bad experience with a service we recommended so we can consider an update to our review.

Prohibited uses

In addition to other terms as set forth in the Agreement, you are prohibited from using the Website and Services or Content: (a) for any unlawful purpose; (b) to solicit others to perform or participate in any unlawful acts; (c) to violate any international, federal, provincial or state regulations, rules, laws, or local ordinances; (d) to infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the intellectual property rights of others; (e) to harass, abuse, insult, harm, defame, slander, disparage, intimidate, or discriminate based on gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, race, age, national origin, or disability; (f) to submit false or misleading information; (g) to upload or transmit viruses or any other type of malicious code that will or may be used in any way that will affect the functionality or operation of the Website and Services, third party products and services, or the Internet; (h) to spam, phish, pharm, pretext, spider, crawl, or scrape; (i) for any obscene or immoral purpose; or (j) to interfere with or circumvent the security features of the Website and Services, third party products and services, or the Internet. We reserve the right to terminate your use of the Website and Services for violating any of the prohibited uses.

Bottom Line: You can't use The New Review to do anything illegal or, in general, to be a jerk. If you need to flex that muscle, go leave a comment on your favorite social network.

Intellectual property rights

"Intellectual Property Rights" means all present and future rights conferred by statute, common law or equity in or in relation to any copyright and related rights, trademarks, designs, patents, inventions, goodwill and the right to sue for passing off, rights to inventions, rights to use, and all other intellectual property rights, in each case whether registered or unregistered and including all applications and rights to apply for and be granted, rights to claim priority from, such rights and all similar or equivalent rights or forms of protection and any other results of intellectual activity which subsist or will subsist now or in the future in any part of the world. This Agreement does not transfer to you any intellectual property owned by The New Review LLC or third parties, and all rights, titles, and interests in and to such property will remain (as between the parties) solely with The New Review LLC. All trademarks, service marks, graphics and logos used in connection with the Website and Services, are trademarks or registered trademarks of The New Review LLC or its licensors. Other trademarks, service marks, graphics and logos used in connection with the Website and Services may be the trademarks of other third parties. Your use of the Website and Services grants you no right or license to reproduce or otherwise use any of The New Review LLC or third party trademarks.

Bottom Line: We own our words, images, videos, designs, logos, tools, and other features and you can't just copy them, embed them, and/or present them as your own. Send us a note if you'd like to repurpose something and we'd be happy to talk about it.

Disclaimer of warranty

You agree that such Service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis and that your use of the Website and Services is solely at your own risk. We expressly disclaim all warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. We make no warranty that the Services will meet your requirements, or that the Service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free; nor do we make any warranty as to the results that may be obtained from the use of the Service or as to the accuracy or reliability of any information obtained through the Service or that defects in the Service will be corrected. You understand and agree that any material and/or data downloaded or otherwise obtained through the use of Service is done at your own discretion and risk and that you will be solely responsible for any damage or loss of data that results from the download of such material and/or data. We make no warranty regarding any goods or services purchased or obtained through the Service or any transactions entered into through the Service unless stated otherwise. No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained by you from us or through the Service shall create any warranty not expressly made herein.

Bottom Line: You may not like what we say, you may find an error, or you may ultimately subscribe to a service thanks to our recommendation but end up hating it. We go to great lengths to prevent this from happening (and want to know when it does so we can get better), but we don't offer a warranty of any kind against situations like that.

Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, in no event will The New Review LLC, its affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers or licensors be liable to any person for any indirect, incidental, special, punitive, cover or consequential damages (including, without limitation, damages for lost profits, revenue, sales, goodwill, use of content, impact on business, business interruption, loss of anticipated savings, loss of business opportunity) however caused, under any theory of liability, including, without limitation, contract, tort, warranty, breach of statutory duty, negligence or otherwise, even if the liable party has been advised as to the possibility of such damages or could have foreseen such damages. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, the aggregate liability of The New Review LLC and its affiliates, officers, employees, agents, suppliers and licensors relating to the services will be limited to an amount greater of one dollar or any amounts actually paid in cash by you to The New Review LLC for the prior one month period prior to the first event or occurrence giving rise to such liability. The limitations and exclusions also apply if this remedy does not fully compensate you for any losses or fails of its essential purpose.

Bottom Line: We're simply not liable for any kind of damages, financial or otherwise, that arise from your purchase or use of a service we happen to recommend. As mentioned above and elsewhere, while we may not be legally responsible, we very much want to know about negative experiences so we can improve our recommendations.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold The New Review LLC and its affiliates, directors, officers, employees, agents, suppliers and licensors harmless from and against any liabilities, losses, damages or costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, incurred in connection with or arising from any third party allegations, claims, actions, disputes, or demands asserted against any of them as a result of or relating to your Content, your use of the Website and Services or any willful misconduct on your part.

Bottom Line: Just driving home more of the same from the last few sections!

Severability

All rights and restrictions contained in this Agreement may be exercised and shall be applicable and binding only to the extent that they do not violate any applicable laws and are intended to be limited to the extent necessary so that they will not render this Agreement illegal, invalid or unenforceable. If any provision or portion of any provision of this Agreement shall be held to be illegal, invalid or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, it is the intention of the parties that the remaining provisions or portions thereof shall constitute their agreement with respect to the subject matter hereof, and all such remaining provisions or portions thereof shall remain in full force and effect.

Bottom Line: If, perhaps because of where you live, some parts of this agreement are found to be illegal or unenforceable, only those parts will be considered invalid, not the entire agreement.

Dispute resolution

The formation, interpretation, and performance of this Agreement and any disputes arising out of it shall be governed by the substantive and procedural laws of New Mexico, United States without regard to its rules on conflicts or choice of law and, to the extent applicable, the laws of United States. The exclusive jurisdiction and venue for actions related to the subject matter hereof shall be the courts located in New Mexico, United States, and you hereby submit to the personal jurisdiction of such courts. You hereby waive any right to a jury trial in any proceeding arising out of or related to this Agreement. The United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods does not apply to this Agreement.

Bottom Line: Any legal proceedings related to this agreement would occur under the jurisdiction of the State of New Mexico in the United States.

Assignment

You may not assign, resell, sub-license or otherwise transfer or delegate any of your rights or obligations hereunder, in whole or in part, without our prior written consent, which consent shall be at our own sole discretion and without obligation; any such assignment or transfer shall be null and void. We are free to assign any of its rights or obligations hereunder, in whole or in part, to any third party as part of the sale of all or substantially all of its assets or stock or as part of a merger.

Bottom Line: You're not allowed to transfer any part of this agreement to someone else without our permission (which would be weird to do because all users agree to the terms automatically). We, however, are free to transfer this agreement to another individual or company as part of a sale or merger.

Changes and amendments

We reserve the right to modify this Agreement or its terms relating to the Website and Services at any time, effective upon posting of an updated version of this Agreement on the Website. When we do, we will revise the updated date at the top of this page. Continued use of the Website and Services after any such changes shall constitute your consent to such changes.

Bottom Line: We may update our Terms and Conditions from time to time and when we do, we'll update the date at the top of this page and provide details on what was changed on this page's Document History page.

Acceptance of these terms

You acknowledge that you have read this Agreement and agree to all its terms and conditions. By accessing and using the Website and Services you agree to be bound by this Agreement. If you do not agree to abide by the terms of this Agreement, you are not authorized to access or use the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You admit to having read this agreement and agree to everything. If you haven't read it or don't agree with something, we ask that you stop using our site now.

Acceptable Use Policy

This acceptable use policy ("Policy") sets forth the general guidelines and acceptable and prohibited uses of the thenewreview.com website ("Website" or "Service") and any of its related products and services (collectively, "Services"). This Policy is a legally binding agreement between you ("User", "you" or "your") and The New Review LLC ("The New Review LLC", "we", "us" or "our"). By accessing and using the Website and Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement. If you are entering into this Agreement on behalf of a business or other legal entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind such entity to this Agreement, in which case the terms "User", "you" or "your" shall refer to such entity. If you do not have such authority, or if you do not agree with the terms of this Agreement, you must not accept this Agreement and may not access and use the Website and Services. You acknowledge that this Agreement is a contract between you and The New Review LLC, even though it is electronic and is not physically signed by you, and it governs your use of the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You agree to this acceptable use policy by simply using our site. If you take issue with anything then we ask that you stop using our site immediately.

Prohibited activities and uses

You may not use the Website and Services to engage in activity that is illegal under applicable law, that is harmful to others, or that would subject us to liability, including, without limitation, in connection with any of the following, each of which is prohibited under this Policy:

• Disclosing sensitive personal information about others.
• Collecting, or attempting to collect, personal information about third parties without their knowledge or consent.
• Threatening harm to persons or property or otherwise harassing behavior.
• Infringing the intellectual property or other proprietary rights of others.
• Facilitating, aiding, or encouraging any of the above activities through the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You can't use The New Review to do anything illegal, harmful, or anything else that might generally put us in a bind. In other words, use our site for what it's for and not something else.

System abuse

Any User in violation of the Website and Services security is subject to criminal and civil liability, as well as immediate account termination. Examples include, but are not limited to the following:

• Use or distribution of tools designed for compromising security of the Website and Services.
• Intentionally or negligently transmitting files containing a computer virus or corrupted data.
• Accessing another network without permission, including to probe or scan for vulnerabilities or breach security or authentication measures.
• Unauthorized scanning or monitoring of data on any network or system without proper authorization of the owner of the system or network.

Bottom Line: Don't hack us. Don't try to hack us. Don't see if we're hackable. (Please reach out if this is your thing and are interested in bug-hunting for us!)

Service resources

You may not consume excessive amounts of the resources of the Website and Services or use the Website and Services in any way which results in performance issues or which interrupts the Services for other Users. Prohibited activities that contribute to excessive use, include without limitation:

• Deliberate attempts to overload the Website and Services and broadcast attacks (i.e. denial of service attacks).
• Engaging in any other activities that degrade the usability and performance of the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: Don't overload our servers for any reason, malicious or otherwise. Let us know if you need some kind of special access to our resources and we'll work something out.

Enforcement

We reserve our right to be the sole arbiter in determining the seriousness of each infringement and to immediately take corrective actions, including but not limited to:

• Suspending or terminating your Service with or without notice upon any violation of this Policy.
• Disabling or removing any content which is prohibited by this Policy, including to prevent harm to others or to us or the Website and Services, as determined by us in our sole discretion.
• Reporting violations to law enforcement as determined by us in our sole discretion.

Nothing contained in this Policy shall be construed to limit our actions or remedies in any way with respect to any of the prohibited activities. We reserve the right to take any and all additional actions we may deem appropriate with respect to such activities, including without limitation taking action to recover the costs and expenses of identifying offenders and removing them from the Website and Services, and levying cancellation charges to cover our costs. In addition, we reserve at all times all rights and remedies available to us with respect to such activities at law or in equity.

Bottom Line: If you break our Acceptable Use Policy, we can take whatever legal action we feel is appropriate. That said, since we don't currently allow user commenting or posting on The New Review, actions we take would likely be in response to system and service resource abuses.

Reporting violations

If you have discovered and would like to report a violation of this Policy, please contact us immediately. We will investigate the situation and provide you with full assistance.

Bottom Line: No translation necessary!

Changes and amendments

We reserve the right to modify this Policy or its terms relating to the Website and Services at any time, effective upon posting of an updated version of this Policy on the Website. When we do, we will revise the updated date at the top of this page. Continued use of the Website and Services after any such changes shall constitute your consent to such changes.

Bottom Line: We may update our Acceptable Use Policy from time to time and when we do, we'll update the date at the top of this page and provide details on what was changed on this page's Document History page.

Acceptance of this policy

You acknowledge that you have read this Policy and agree to all its terms and conditions. By accessing and using the Website and Services you agree to be bound by this Policy. If you do not agree to abide by the terms of this Policy, you are not authorized to access or use the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You admit to having read this policy and agree to everything. If you haven't read it or don't agree with something, we ask that you stop using our site now.

Disclaimer

This disclaimer ("Disclaimer") sets forth the general guidelines, disclosures, and terms of your use of the thenewreview.com website ("Website" or "Service") and any of its related products and services (collectively, "Services"). This Disclaimer is a legally binding agreement between you ("User", "you" or "your") and The New Review LLC ("The New Review LLC", "we", "us" or "our"). By accessing and using the Website and Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by the terms of this Disclaimer. If you are entering into this Disclaimer on behalf of a business or other legal entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind such entity to this Disclaimer, in which case the terms "User", "you" or "your" shall refer to such entity. If you do not have such authority, or if you do not agree with the terms of this Disclaimer, you must not accept this Disclaimer and may not access and use the Website and Services. You acknowledge that this Disclaimer is a contract between you and The New Review LLC, even though it is electronic and is not physically signed by you, and it governs your use of the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You agree to this disclaimer by simply using our site. If you take issue with anything then we ask that you stop using our site immediately.

Representation

Any views or opinions represented on the Website reflect the views and opinions of The New Review LLC, its affiliates, content creators or employees. Any views or opinions are not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual.

Bottom Line: Our opinions are just that: our opinions. That said, they are never intended to offend anyone or any group. Please, please, please let us know if you think we stepped over the line somewhere. Yikes!

Content and postings

You may not modify, print or copy any part of the Website and Services. Inclusion of any part of the Website and Services in another work, whether in printed or electronic or another form or inclusion of any part of the Website and Services on another resource by embedding, framing or otherwise without the express permission of The New Review LLC is prohibited.

Bottom Line: We own our words, images, videos, designs, logos, tools, and other features and you can't just copy them, embed them, and/or present them as your own. Send us a note if you'd like to repurpose something and we'd be happy to talk about it.

Compensation and sponsorship

Some of the links on the Website may be "affiliate links". This means if you click on the link and purchase an item, The New Review LLC will receive an affiliate commission.

Bottom Line: Our business is based on receiving commissions from subscriptions you purchase using our links. This arrangement never impacts the integrity of our reviews or rankings. You can read all about this on our Affiliate Disclosure page.

Indemnification and warranties

While we have made every attempt to ensure that the information contained on the Website is correct, The New Review LLC is not responsible for any errors or omissions, or for the results obtained from the use of this information. All information on the Website is provided "as is", with no guarantee of completeness, accuracy, timeliness or of the results obtained from the use of this information, and without warranty of any kind, express or implied. In no event will The New Review LLC, or its partners, employees or agents, be liable to you or anyone else for any decision made or action taken in reliance on the information on the Website, or for any consequential, special or similar damages, even if advised of the possibility of such damages. Information on the Website is for general information purposes only and is not intended to provide any type of professional advice. Please seek professional assistance should you require it. Furthermore, information contained on the Website and any pages linked to and from it are subject to change at any time and without warning.

Bottom Line: You may not like what we say, you may find an error, or you may ultimately subscribe to a service thanks to our recommendation but end up hating it. We go to great lengths to prevent this from happening (and want to know when it does so we can get better), but we don't offer a warranty of any kind against situations like that.

Changes and amendments

We reserve the right to modify this Disclaimer or its terms relating to the Website and Services at any time, effective upon posting of an updated version of this Disclaimer on the Website. When we do, we will revise the updated date at the top of this page. Continued use of the Website and Services after any such changes shall constitute your consent to such changes.

Bottom Line: We may update our Disclaimer from time to time and when we do, we'll update the date at the top of this page and provide details on what was changed on this page's Document History page.

Acceptance of this disclaimer

You acknowledge that you have read this Disclaimer and agree to all its terms and conditions. By accessing and using the Website and Services you agree to be bound by this Disclaimer. If you do not agree to abide by the terms of this Disclaimer, you are not authorized to access or use the Website and Services.

Bottom Line: You admit to having read this disclaimer and agree to everything. If you haven't read it or don't agree with something, we ask that you stop using our site now.

How to Contact Us

You have three ways to contact us about the information on this page:

• Email us directly at contact@thenewreview.com
• Email us via our Contact Us page
• Send us mail (yes, the old fashioned way) at The New Review LLC, 120 Madeira Drive Northeast, Suite 220, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87108, USA, Earth